[two of me, stage blank, white sheet as backdrop]
ME ONE: I guess I see it a bit of a shame, that those that work high-stress jobs loose so much of their salary
ME TWO [rolls eyes]: Yeah, but who else is going to fund the NHS –
ME ONE [snapping]: that’s not what I’m saying
ME TWO [short]: then what are you saying?
ME ONE: That it’s shit that so many avoid the tax man, and there’s our Dad who works 16 hours a day and pays 40%
[Me Two paces back and forth, not meeting Me One’s gaze]
ME TWO: I get that, it’s shit that he works so hard and is stressed… but what about those who can’t work, who –
ME ONE [shouting in frustration]: YES I KNOW –
Loud bang, black out.